Total Medals Earned: 4,477 (From
894 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 68,975 Points
Defeat the first enemy
Complete the first corridor
Complete the second corridor
Complete the last corridor
Defeat the last enemy
beat level one
fall into lava 10 times
beat the game
beat the game without killing a single monster
beat the game achieving 3 stars on every level
Game Completed
Play the game. This one's a freebie, just for naming conventions.
2 close friends.
Draw the smallest gun.
Kind of looks like a bomb. Whatever, Tetris +1.
Didn't even touch you, cry baby.
Dig a grave.
Give them nothing, but take from them everything!
Visit the ? screen. Here's some extra help: Remaining descriptions will be hints to unlock that medal (or complete nonsense if you didn't read this first).
Break a heart with minimal effort.
Uppercut is just a punch but vertical.
Katana is just a punch but longer.
Looks like a ring post to me.
High-five the air. Follow the motion your hand makes. Stop complaining, there are only so many shapes you can make with 3 squares.
They call me Hadouken because I'm down right fierce.
See last hint. Might need to get somebody who plays Street Fighter to help you.
Laser is just a sword but longer.
This is wrestling, not boxing.
Tetris.
Tetris.
Tetris.
Make a leg. Also Tetris.
Make the other leg. Also Tetris.
Tetris.
Tetris.
Tetris.
Tetris.
Tetris.
Tetris.
Tetris (and yes, that is the worst possible name I could've given this one, thanks for noticing).
See previous SF ones... but also Tetris.
Tetris.
Tetris.
Aaaand Tetris.
Glad we're past that. Anyway, I couldn't think of anything better so Tetris +1.
This tribute will put a smile on Betty's face (if she ever smiled).
5 with 5
T for Tankmen. Could also be construed as a cock and balls which is equally relevant to that particular series.
Pac-Man
Bac-Man
Let's move teatime back a bit.
Let's move teatime forward.
Screw teatime.
Building bridges.
Plus size.
Make a boomerang. Do it for all four orientations to save me writing hints for the rest.
ZZZ
Kind of looks like a hockey stick. I think you get the idea by now, hints will continue later.
Also looks like a golf club, I suppose.
Tetris +1
Resembles an allen wrench, appropriately enough (not that I could be arsed doing an actual animatronic). Anyway, Tetris +1.
Tetris +1
Complete the antennae for the other birthday boy. Never mind, Tetris +1.
Tetris +1
Kind of looks like a meat cleaver. Whatever, Tetris +1.
Kind of looks like an anvil. Whatever, Tetris +1.
Kind of looks like a knife. Like if you break the top off the blade. Alright, I'll stop now, Tetris +1.
Tetris +1
Tetris +1
Tetris +1
Tetris +1
Tetris+1 (also resembles a nightstick)
Tetris +1
Tetris +1
HYPER COMBO FINISH!! I mean Tetris +1.
Tetris +1
As I'm writing this, there are four days left in the game jam. Although that is probably enough time to do every six heart configuration, I'd rather give some actual hints instead of a load of Tetris +2s. Just do a rectangle for now and we'll see how it goes.
Rotate the rectangle.
On second thought, just make it bigger. No, that's too big.
♪ (music note if that doesn't display for whatever reason)
Flip it. (Ring bell goes ding so still works.)
Looks like a worm. No, not just a regular one.
Or just flip the music note again.
The appropriate symbol didn't fit so we had to rotate it.
Same again but exactly the opposite.
Clue's in the name.
Flip it.
Make a landmine.
Flip it.
Draw a heart. No, not that kind. Keep going, one will appear eventually.
Flip it.
...and again.
Once more.
Make Mjölnir.
Flip it.
Ring
Slap a rock on that ring.
Flip it (guess it didn't work out).
Flip it. While disrespectful, it kind of makes sense if you think about it. Also looks like a wee man with a big head, again, fittingly enough.
Boil an egg.
Reminds me of an AT-AT appropriately enough.
Also looks like a robot dog, appropriately enough. Although, I suppose that's what it is.
Building bigger bridges.
Bigger box.
Wider smile.
Break rule established by all previous medals when aiming 4 this one.
Hope that doesn't bother you, snowflake. (actually looks more like my ex)
Elsa and now Spider-Man. We're on that part of the web again.
There is one more way to kill a man, but it is as intricate and precise as a well-played game of chess.
Hit five hearts without activating any of the previous moves.
Hit four hearts without activating any of the previous moves. Great one to end on. You can see where I was going with this but medals have now maxed out so that's all, folks.
Find 1 secret area
Fully upgrade your gas mask
Kill 60 leapers
Get 500 points in Blastoid
Fully upgrade your grenade launcher
Fully upgrade your health
Fully upgrade your flame thrower
Fully upgrade your laser cannon
Fully upgrade your sub machine gun
Fully upgrade your pistol
Fully upgrade your shotgun
Save 20 survivors
Destroy 10 mech suits
Destroy 4 UFOs
Kill 25 soldiers
Kill 60 aliens
Find all 15 secret areas
Kill 200 enemies
Complete the game
Destroy 50 lights, 25 trash
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Eat 100 animals.
Eat 10 yeti.
Eat 200 elves.
Eat 20 flying spaghetti.
Take out Santa!
Get over 100 combo.
Eat something tasty.
Eat 100 cows.
Destroy a UFO.
Take down a jumbo jet.
Fully evolve and beat all the levels.
Get over 100 combo.
Eat 200 Nyan Cats.
After Menkaure and Khamerernebty
After the Great Sphinx
After The Seated Scribe
After Rahotep and Nofret statue
After Horus Relief
Find the Ankh
After "Akhenaten statue"
Find the Hieroglyph
After Egytian Cat
After the Mask of Tutankhamun
After Nefertiti Bust
After Khafre Enthroned
Find Papyrus 1
Find the second Papyrus
Find the Pharaoh's sarcophagus
After Ramses II
Find the Shabtis
After Balad al-Sheikh
After the Anubis Shrine
After Seneb and His Family
After the Miller
After the Narmer Palette
Find the Egytian Bottle
After The Seated Scribe
After Statue of Menkaure with Hathor and Cynopolis
Find the 4 pieces of Golden Scarab
Have an IQ of a level VIRUS
Have an IQ of a level DOG
Have an IQ of a level LADYBUG
You are a Genius!
Have an IQ of a level MONKEY
