Total Medals Earned: 4,381 (From 871 different games.) Total Medal Score: 68,055 Points
Medals Earned: 4/24 (20/500 points)
Finish level 1
Complete level 2
Complete level 3
Complete level 4
Complete level 5
Complete level 6
Complete level 7
Complete level 8
Complete level 9
Complete level 10
Complete level 11
Complete level 12
Complete level 13
Complete level 14
Complete level 15
Complete level 16
Complete level 17
Complete level 18
Complete level 19
Complete level 20
Complete level 21
Complete level 22
Complete level 23
Complete level 24
Medals Earned: 2/2 (10/10 points)
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You Burn Niles SMG4 Fried Chicken
Medals Earned: 5/5 (100/100 points)
Get the map and get going!
Find a clue
Check it out!
Hey, whatever it takes!
Solve the case!
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/100 points)
Get A Total Of 10 Kills
Get A Total Of 30 Kills
Get A Total Of 50 Kills
Get A Total Of 130 Kills
Get A Total Of 170 Kills
Get A Total Of 100 Kills
Get A Total Of 70 Kills
Get A Total Score Of 300
Medals Earned: 5/6 (95/195 points)
Lose for the first time.
Play for the first time.
Make 500 points.
Make 1000 points.
Make 3000 points.
Make 6000 points.
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/255 points)
Awake from the void!
You have made a CHOICE
Destroy an enemy!
Why bother..
You have met the BEAMER
Defeat the SECURITY SYSTEM!
Get the best bonus for a level.
Complete the CYCLE!
Complete the CYCLE at FULL ENERGY!
Medals Earned: 8/8 (150/150 points)
Pass the first stage of the Castle
Eat the meat off of a werewolf
Pick up the ability to imbue your fists with fire
Pass the Second stage of the Castle
Pass the fourth stage of the Castle
Absorb enough meat to become a Meaty Boner
Get into a fight with the big giant floating head thingy!
Pass the fifth stage of the Castle
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/225 points)
Get killed by the lasers
Watch the entire credits scene
Submit your high score
Listen to the entire story
Die ten times
Skip the story midway
Finish under 3:20
Finish under 2:50
Finish under 2:20
Last four minutes without shooting
Kill the boss and save the world
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/9 (40/290 points)
Slay your first enemy
Slaughter 100 enemies
Defeat the first boss
Defeat the second boss
Defeat the third boss
Defeat the fourth boss
Defeat the fifth boss
Complete 100 of the 170 total tasks
Complete every single task
Medals Earned: 9/18 (120/240 points)
Destroy the Castle
Destroy the Cathedral
Kill the Kraken in under 7 seconds
Kill the royal family
Kill the sea snakes in under 7 seconds
Find 10 treasures
Kill 20 Unicorns
Kill 200 bats
Kill the hydra in under 8 seconds
Crush the air ship in under 4 seconds
Kill 25 Angel Archers
Kill the dragon in under 7 seconds
Kill the Dragon Worm in under 6 seconds
Kill 500 fishes
Kill the pirates in under 3 seconds
Crush 175 ships
Kill 22 Harpies
Kill 70 angel musicians