Total Medals Earned: 4,466 (From 887 different games.) Total Medal Score: 68,970 Points
Medals Earned: 14/16 (440/565 points)
Finish the game with all tasks completed
Complete the game
Eliminate all the Cum Men
Press F
Press C
Get shit on by a bird
Tread in shit
Glass someone
Destroy all the CCTV cameras
Ride the bus
Play the game during December.
Send Mazza to bi' wi' ahh Di, Jade Goody and the angles
Collect all the dog treats
Knock a bird shit out of the sky with a glass.
Blow up baby Jesus
Knock two bird shits out of the sky.
Medals Earned: 8/8 (150/150 points)
Pass the first stage of the Castle
Eat the meat off of a werewolf
Pick up the ability to imbue your fists with fire
Pass the Second stage of the Castle
Pass the fourth stage of the Castle
Absorb enough meat to become a Meaty Boner
Get into a fight with the big giant floating head thingy!
Pass the fifth stage of the Castle
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/225 points)
Get killed by the lasers
Watch the entire credits scene
Submit your high score
Listen to the entire story
Die ten times
Skip the story midway
Finish under 3:20
Finish under 2:50
Finish under 2:20
Last four minutes without shooting
Kill the boss and save the world
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/9 (40/290 points)
Slay your first enemy
Slaughter 100 enemies
Defeat the first boss
Defeat the second boss
Defeat the third boss
Defeat the fourth boss
Defeat the fifth boss
Complete 100 of the 170 total tasks
Complete every single task
Medals Earned: 9/18 (120/240 points)
Destroy the Castle
Destroy the Cathedral
Kill the Kraken in under 7 seconds
Kill the royal family
Kill the sea snakes in under 7 seconds
Find 10 treasures
Kill 20 Unicorns
Kill 200 bats
Kill the hydra in under 8 seconds
Crush the air ship in under 4 seconds
Kill 25 Angel Archers
Kill the dragon in under 7 seconds
Kill the Dragon Worm in under 6 seconds
Kill 500 fishes
Kill the pirates in under 3 seconds
Crush 175 ships
Kill 22 Harpies
Kill 70 angel musicians
Medals Earned: 1/18 (5/495 points)
Mine 20 Pieces of Coal
Reach a Depth of 300 Meters
Mine 20 Pieces of Iron
Mine 20 Pieces of Silver
Mine 20 Emeralds
Clear 5% of the Map
Mine 20 Pieces of Gold
Mine 20 Saphires
Reach a Depth of 600 Meters
Mine 20 Diamonds
Reach a Depth of 1000 Meters
Mine 20 Rubies
Find the Source of the Signal
Find 10 Giant Gems
Find the Ancient Remains
Clear 10% of the Map
Find all the Treasure
Clear 25% of the Map
Medals Earned: 5/18 (25/250 points)
Reach the door at the end of Level 1
Reach the door at the end of Level 2
Reach the door at the end of Level 3
Reach the door at the end of Level 4
Reach the door at the end of Level 5
Reach the door at the end of Level 10
Reach the door at the end of Level 6
Reach the door at the end of Level 7
Reach the door at the end of Level 8
Reach the door at the end of Level 9
Reach the door at the end of Level 11
Reach the door at the end of Level 12
Reach the door at the end of Level 13
Reach the door at the end of Level 14
Reach the door at the end of Level 15
Medals Earned: 2/5 (10/55 points)
Finish in 3:45 or less
Finish in 4:00 or less
Finish in 3:15 or less
Finish in 3:30 or less
Finish in 3:00 or less
Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/30 points)
first cilp
Medals Earned: 11/12 (450/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Concorde
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush the Space Shuttle
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts